My performance before I visited your office yesterday, in terms of sex with my wife was 25 percent. Last night, after meeting my wife, my performance was 96 percent. This is remarkable as the duration of the sex was long, my thing was strong and I enjoyed the turgid thrust like never before.
I was ready again for the second or third round of rumpus sex but my wife said she was tired. I gave up painfully. I went to the internet to read about it as you advised. It was interesting and encouraging for this latest product you recommended.
Madam, I am happy to know you – a real practical sex consultant and I am always eager to read and hear from you.
What an eye-opening teaching about sex. I hope this teaching will go to religious institutions too. Indeed, you are a blessing to Nigeria and I am still learning more from you. God bless you richly. – Sunshine, Jos
Thank you for the wonderful job you are doing. In fact, your column is one of the reasons why I have been reading Punch newspapers till date. – Segun
I really want to thank God for your life Mrs Akingbade because you have been positioned to be a problem-solver when it comes to issues concerning sex. – Abbey
I must commend the way and manner you come up with your write-ups, they are so timely and on-point. In fact, my wife has never regretted since we got married. Please keep up the good work and may the blessings of God continue to be showered on you now and forever more, amen. – Joseph, Warri, Delta state.
Your write-ups and caring advice is so touching which has affected my life greatly. May God grant you long life and sound health to continue. Thank you coach. – Yomi, Lagos-Ibadan Expressway
Ma, I was feeling shy to say this earlier but now I am glad to say that the treatment you gave me is working like magic… I will keep you updated later.
Dear Funmi Akingbade, I really want to thank God for your life as you have been positioned to be a problem-solver when it comes to sex issues. I am also an ardent follower of your works; keep up the good works. – Abbey
Thank you for your wonderful write-ups that have prevented many homes from the stage of collapse. May the ink keep flowing. – Gbade, Ibadan.
Funmi, I wonder where you always get your sex and sexuality answers in the newspapers. Indeed, you are a rare gem. Please keep it up. – Richard, Ibadan
Aunty Funmi, you have through your write-ups kept so many homes intact. You have also endeared me to your newspaper column. May God in His mercies continue to enrich you so that your readers can continue to tap from your wealth of experience.
My name is Chimezie and I’m a staunch follower of yours. I always read your articles every Saturday and always anticipate for what you are going to write next.
Sometimes, when I can’t get newspaper, I quickly launch my web browser and visit punchng.com just to read your page.
I’m sending you email today because after what I read in today’s article, I could not hold back anymore. Had to just let you know that you are doing a great job.
I sincerely feel that you are the only person who understand men folks. Thank you for helping women understand men and for helping us understand the “complex” woman also.
PS. Two lines that I love the most in today’s article are:
1. “Wives, don’t ever forget that they are just grown boys”
2. “Plus, the world is throwing half-naked women at them in every other commercial on television”
Those are great.